PROPER Christmas carols

Christmas carols are just too... Christmassy. Here and here are two lists of cool songs. They may have some of the same ones, John hasn't checked. (Since there is more than one poster here, we shall use third person.) Anyway, here's the one John knows and likes the best (so far):

Violent Night

(to the tune of "Silent Night")

Silent Mac, broken Mac
System bombed, screen went black
Books suggested things; I tried 'em all
Shift key, desktop file, clean reinstall
Now my deadline is tight
This Mac's been silent all night.

Violent night, horrible night
Lost my cool, filled with spite
Threw my Mac through the balcony door
Watched it fall from the 20th floor
Now I'm sleeping in peace
Thank God I had it on lease.

If John feels like it, he may have you guys sing this to the general public. Or, at least, practice in Limberg's room, and possibly perform it at the beginning of... say, math club (most of us go there; the ones who don't are evil traitors. Just kidding). Or, if you have an idea, you can post it in the comments section. But be serious.